Hivebent
This young troll stands in his respiteblock shouting at you to not use your palmhusk while reading this. It just so happens that today is his sixth wriggling day and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.Look.You don't have time for fancy poetry! Let's cut the shit and get to the point already.
Enter Name.
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. And somewhat related to you are your INTERESTS. As mentioned, you have a VARIETY of very niche interests. You, ironically, have a passion for HOMESTUCK along with HIVESWAP and BROADWAY KARKAT. In fact you should feel EMBARRASSED and ASHAMED by this fact but for some reason you are not. You also tend to dabble in PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR, namely THE MANDELA CATALOGUE, as well as other derivatives, even though you are secretly a fucking COWARD. As a result of this, you enjoy spending your time alone DRAWING or PLAYING GAMES on your computer. When you're not doing that, you waste your time WATCHING SHOWS, most of which being animations such as Epithet Erased or more embarrassingly Adventure Time and OK KO.Your enjoy chatting with your FRIENDS despite NOT HAVING ANY SOCIAL SKILLS whatsoever. This, however, does not stop you from being LOUD and ANNOYING all the time. And to your benefit, you have a wide array of ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS to pester all of your friends from and potentially others. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
Karkat: Log onto computer.
You log onto your beloved device and take a quick peruse through all of your SOCIALS. And hey! For the fun of it, you decide to list off all the ones you use on the regular: TWITTER (@enclosed_canopy), TUMBLR (enclosed.canopy), DISCORD (enclosed.canopy), TIKTOK (@enclosed_canopy.co), and YOUTUBE (ecco).See? Wasn't that fun to get off your chest?. . .It was not.
Karkat: Get some programming done.
While you would LOVE to do that, you have NO CLUE how this shit works. So instead of working on it, you decide to take a quick look at your friend's code. Shit for brains doesn't even know what's coming. Oh and you guess you might as well EXECUTE the code while you're at it just to rub in the fact you're clearly IGNORING HIM.
Karkat: Ridiculously explode.
What? Why would you do that? You have better things to be doing right at this moment! Like. Wait is your comput
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